Henry H. “Hap” Arnold.  Jimmy Doolittle.  Carl “Tooey” Spaatz.  Hoyt S. Vandenberg and Curtiss E. LeMay.  What do they all have in common?

If you answered “Air Force heroes”, you were wrong. Well, not wrong, technically-but off the mark.  The correct answer, of course, (and if you got this one right, you should be writing this column) is they were all members of Majestic 12, the far-reaching conspiracy that all started one fateful day back in 1947 near Roswell, New Mexico.

Welcome back to the fourth edition of Way-out Wednesday, where we get together and explore the inner recesses of some of the most paranoid minds in the world.  Just remember- even paranoid schizophrenics have enemies.  They might even have more.

As always, the following boilerplate applies:

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The discussion of Majestic 12 is especially timely.  If this letter is authentic, then the 60th anniversary of its founding was just two days ago.  60, of course is divisible by 12.  This is clearly a sign of great significance (or maybe that’s just what they want you to think).

If Majestic 12 ever existed, it must have thrived.  With brilliant minds like Einstein and Oppenheimer working on reversing engineering alien technology, how could Majestic have done anything but?  Able to produce oodles of money out of thin air, possessing the knowledge of ancient cultures, they consolidated power, assassinated JFK when he threatened to expose them, and now are doing…

Not much of anything, at least that we can see.  Of course, that just means the conspiracy is working.

Unless the whole thing is a USAF conspiracy designed to make us look away from the people we should really be afraid of (of course, if it is, I know nothing about it).

Behold, the true holders of real ultimate extraterrestrial power.

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